And no, we’re not asking you to carry anything
Usually, when somenone mentions moving, friends start inventing every possible excuse for the next six months—just in case they are asked to “help out a little.”
This time, we are not asking anyone. Even though the move is a bit more than a couple of office chairs. We’re talking about a full-scale operation: every part of this company is relocating. You might be wondering why you should care.
Well - our automated warehouse is coming with us. Which means it first needs to be carefully dismantled and then reassembled in a new location, with the hope that it will rise again like some kind of warehouse phoenix.
What this means in practice:
For one week, we won’t be shipping out any orders. More specifically: between July 4–11, the warehouse robot will be busy putting itself back together—just not your orders.
What this means for you:
If you’ve been planning a strategic underwear refresh—say for a trip, a wedding, a family reunion, or just a quiet rebellion against discomfort—you might want to know this:
Place your order by Wednesday, July 2nd, if you’d like your underwear before mid-July.
Our online store stays open during the move, and orders will be received as usual - but they’ll only start shipping again from July 14th onward. In other words: if you want to make sure nothing feels like anything - go ahead and order now.